Fair and Square Feet

Sealed-bid room auction

The big room shouldn't cost the same as the closet.

Splitting rent evenly is easy and unfair. Arguing about it is fair and exhausting. Instead, everyone privately says what each room is worth to them, and the math finds an assignment and a set of rents that nobody would trade away.

A large, sunlit bedroom with floor-to-ceiling windows and a rumpled bed
A small bedroom with a single bed and little walking space
A large, sunlit bedroom with floor-to-ceiling windows and a rumpled bed

The big room

Light, floor, maybe a balcony

An ordinary daylight bedroom with a made bed and indoor plants

The middle room

A real bedroom, nothing extra

A small bedroom with a single bed and little walking space

The small one

Same rent, if you split evenly

Step 1

List rooms and roommates

Set the total rent, describe each room, and add everyone's email. Works for 2 roommates or 10.

Step 2

Everyone bids privately

Each person gets their own emailed link and divides the rent across the rooms. No one sees anyone else's numbers.

Step 3

Get a split nobody envies

One calculation assigns the rooms and sets each rent. Everyone can check for themselves that they got the best deal available to them.

Try it: three roommates, $3,000 rent

Drag any slider and watch the rents settle.

Alex badly wants the balcony; Casey barely cares which room they get.

Alex says each room is worth

always adds to $3,000

Blair says each room is worth

always adds to $3,000

Casey says each room is worth

always adds to $3,000

The split

AlexBig room, balcony
$1,300+$200 ahead
BlairMiddle room
$900+$200 ahead
CaseySmall room, no window
$800+$200 ahead

Nobody would rather have someone else's room at someone else's rent.

Why bidding beats negotiating

An even split ignores that rooms differ. Haggling works, but it rewards whoever is most stubborn and leaves everyone wondering whether they got played.

A sealed auction sidesteps both problems. Because nobody sees anyone else's bids, there is nothing to react to and no war of attrition. And because the result is envy-free, each person can look at every other room, at its final rent, and confirm they would still rather have their own. That is a much stronger promise than “we all agreed.”

How the rents are computed — including what this method can and cannot promise.